This was on my FB wall tonight, shared by a "duck faced" girl. The picture this caption was for was in reference to the floods in Gray this afternoon. I wanted to punch my laptop.
"n i have 2 go 2 skool 2moro. df? my bus driver gon pic me up in a pontoon boat or sumn??"
Our public school system at work!

Edit: In regards to how people say stuff, I work in a slightly "bad" part of Macon, and I deal with the public a lot, which consist mostly of African Americans, regardless, they almost always say "Caliber", "Fruel pump", "Box Chevy", and "Rotaries" is my favorite so far. Calling Freon "antifreeze" It's not just the African Americans though, there's some white folks thrown in for good measure.
Trying so hard not to offend anyone on here with that, lol.
It just gets on my nerves so much when I answer 10 calls and 9 of them are for parts for a Honda Accord, and they don't know if it's a DX, LX, EX, SE, or Value Package. I know you can't expect everyone to know that, but my computer asks every time. Bah, I also despise standing in the store and someone pulls up in their "Box Chevy', Cadillac, Accord, Expedition, Explorer, or other mobile with the subs turned on full blast that they got from the flea market thinking they're cool, and leaving it on like they're listening to it while in the store. I turn my music down at redlights so no has to listen to it. No one in this city has respect for anyone else anymore.